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Humor to Lighten Whatever is Getting to You
This first collection of jokes is courtesy of Bob S. Thanks Bob!
How to tell if You might be a "High Tech Redneck"
If your e-mail address ends in ".over.yonder.com"
If you connect to the World Wide Web via a "Down Home Page"
If the bumper sticker on your truck says "My other computer is a laptop"
If your laptop has a sticker that says "Protected by Smith and Wesson"
If you've ever doubled the value of your truck by installing a cellular
phone.
If your baseball cap read "DEC" instead of "CAT"
If your computer is worth more than all your cars combined
If your wife said "either me or the computer had to go", and you still
don't miss her
If you've ever used a CD-ROM as a coaster to set your drink on
If you ever refer to your computer as "Ole Bessy"
If your screen saver is a bitmap image of your favorite truck, tractor, or
farm animal
If you start all your e-mails with the words "Howdy y'all"